You Don’t Have What It Takes

Look at what I have to do for myself when I can’t find a real man to fuck. I would rather stick a cucumber in my pussy than to try to let you find that pathetic thing between your legs to stick in me. I told one of my real fucks that when you try to do anything around my pussy, there is so much room left, there is an echo. He laughed as he crammed his big black piece of meat in my pussy and told me that it felt pretty tight to him. Of course, we both know that anything else fills my pussy better than that pathetic thing you call a dick. Poor you, your finger is bigger than that wormy thing between your legs. I really shouldn’t say between your legs though. It really never gets far enough to reach between your legs. Your shriveled balls are almost between your legs, but not that pitiful thing that is easier to find with a pair of tweezers.  I have all my toys that you watch me use, and I get off that much faster when you sniff as you watch me fuck myself, because that is sooooo much better than you trying to do anything.  My best times though are when I bring some of my friends home.  You know, the ones that actually have dicks.  Don’t you just love it, when I have a big hard cock in my pussy and ass and mouth.  Remember that time when I even had one in my hand and I got creeped out when I thought an insect got in the house and had landed on my other hand and it turned out that you had tried to put that pitiful thing of yours in my empty hand.  It was such fun to watch all my lovers spray their cum on you for scaring me like that.  And it was really fun when we made you lick all that cum off that you could reach.  Your are such a lowly pitiful worm of a man that you will do anything we want just so you can be involved because no one wants you any other way.  Now, squirm some more you disgusting little worm.

 

NOW CALL CHERRY SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT PITIFUL THING YOU MIGHT CALL A DICK

March 29, 2012   No Comments

Roger’s Next Lesson

Compare Your Small Cock to THIS!

You have done so well lately with your, um, “lessons”, that I have a big surprise for you!  Yes, VERY big indeed!  There is a knock on the door and I go to answer it.  I return with the largest black man you have ever seen.  Roger, this is my friend Charlie, from Las Vegas.  He will be assisting with this next lesson.  Now, take your clothes off, both of you.  I see you hesitate and say, “Don’t worry Roger, you are really going to enjoy this.”   Now, both of you naked, I tell Charlie to go stand next to Roger.  “See that cock Roger?  Now THAT is a COCK!  Look at how big Charlie’s dick is?  I know your cock is not that small, but compared to Charlie’s thick 11″ dick yours may as well be a toothpick.  This is what is going to happen.  Charlie, you are going to fuck the hell out of my pussy.  It has been a while since your big dick was stuffed inside of my juicy slit and I can’t wait to get totally filled up.  Now, for you, Roger, since my favorite position on Charlie’s dick is cowgirl style with my ass facing him, you will be able to see his big black cock slide in and out of my pussy.  I want you to get down on your knees, stroke that small cock of yours, watch his dick slowly go in and out of my cunt and smell the sex in the air.  Stick out your tongue and lick my swollen clit.  You know you love to eat my pussy, Roger, just wait until he makes me squirt in your face.  Can you guess what I am going to let him do to your tight little ass when I am done riding him?”  Call me now, you small penis loser, and find out!

 

SUZANNE

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March 21, 2012   No Comments

Yes, Lick My Creampie Clean!

Yes, Lick My Creampie Clean!

Yes, I just had you watch as my big black lover fucked me with my ass up in the air.  Yes, I had you sit in the corner and hold onto your pathetic little nub that you like to refer to as a penis.  Yes, I had you listen to me moan, scream and beg for him to fuck me harder, deeper, faster, like you could never do for me.  Yes, he licked my pussy, sliding his long tongue up and down my smooth pussy lips, right from my ass to my swollen clit. Yes, he sucked on my clit so well I squirted my cum all over his face.  Yes, I let him shove that huge dick in my ass, reaming me out until I came again and again.  Yes, I had the best fuck of my life just now and I wasn’t even trying.  Yes, I let him cum all over my ass with his thick, sticky hot cum.  Yes, I came so much, so often and so hard, I don’t ever want that worthless thing between your legs, you small penis loser!  Yes, I am enjoying tormenting you like this, with your hand on your tiny prick, still trying to coax it alive.  Yes, perhaps there is something you can do for me.  Yes, I can think of one thing you can do, I think you are going to just love this.  Yes, this is exactly what I am going to have you do for  me.

 Yes, Lick My Creampie Clean!

CALL ME TODAY FOR YOUR SMALL PENIS LOSER TELEPHONE SEX!

MADAME CREAMPIE

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February 2, 2012   No Comments

Antonia and Her Toys

Antonia and Her Toys

This is how I find you.  You are in our bed, you have your vibrator out, which is not unusual, Antonia and her toys.  This time, though, the big black cock straddling your face and shoving his thick cum filled head down your throat, this is something I have not seen before.  I thought you might have taken a lover over the years, but until this moment, I didn’t want to believe it.  But, there you were, spread eagle, cumming from the sounds of it, as a big dick was being rammed right down your throat.  I watch, my hand automatically going to that pathetic little thing inside of my pants that I have the nerve to call a penis.  I rub it between two of my fingers and watch as you swallow his huge penis, that thickly veined cock sliding with ease in and out of your mouth.  He pauses only long enough to slide his cock out of your mouth, down your body and into your sopping wet cunt.  I can see his cock sliding in and out, your cum makes his slick black shaft look milky and cum covered.  I want to taste you, I realize. I want to taste your juices as they are flowing from being truly fucked hard. “Antonia,” I say as I clear my throat.  You both pause as I continue, “I want you to ride him now, reverse cowgirl style, something we could never do with my small penis.”  Like the loser I am, I watched as she rides him like I ask.  I lick my lips and Antonia notices, she crooks her finger and points to her swollen clitoris.  “Lick me,” she says.  I go down on my knees and devour her pussy, she has never tasted so good!  That is when I realized that I was licking his cum from her pussy as she started to squirt her cum  all over my face! Yes, I became a fluffer in one small afternoon, and this small penis loser loves every moment of it! Antonia showed me, let her show you too!

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 ANTONIA

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January 30, 2012   No Comments

Look at the size of that cock!

Your a small penis loser! I just know it. That little dick can never amount to the size of a big black cock. Look at me! See that pleasure in my face? Something you can never give me. I want you to call me and be my small penis loser. I want you to be my fluffer. Yes thats what I want. You know that cock will never be inside of me. Just look at it! Pathetic. Yoru not even a real man. A real man is someone who gets to fuck me. Who has a huge cock and can make me cum over and over again because of its size. My pussy needs to be stretched open. It needs to FEEL a big hard cock.  All I can do is laugh at your cock. Whenever I go out with my friends I am always on the look out for big black cock. Sometimes the temptation is to much and I just have to take that cock right there! Only to be filled up for you when I get home. Sometimes I want to rub it in your face and bring home one or two big black men. I want you to see those big black cocks and I want you to get them ready for me. This is how you are going to live your life by my side. Cause your cock is worthless to me. Its worthless to any female. Call me now for some hot small penis loser phone sex.

Kelli

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January 30, 2012   No Comments

Acorn Dick Ralph

My Name is Kitty Ann and I got roped into marrying a dickless man from my folks. They are so old fashioned and still believe in arranged marriages. What a joke that is. I get stuck with an it. I don’t even think he knows if he’s a boy a girl. On our wedding night I had all my friends hide in the honeymoon suite and I told Ralph to strip naked and he would get a great big surprise. Of course the gutless wonder as I call him all the time because he has no back bone at all did as I said and got naked. When I turned on the lights he looked like a deer in the head lights. He tried to cover his acorn size dick but I kept slapping his hand away so all my friends could see his acorn dick .Shit there must have been twenty people in the bedroom and none of them were his friends and why would there be, he doesn’t have one fucking friend . Not even our cow dog likes him. I told Ralph that if he didn’t stop putting his hand over his acorn size dick I would have to hogtie him and show him what a real looks and feels like. I get him all tied up nice and tight like a present and whip out my big black dildo. Putting it in between my double H tits and rubbing it up and down in front of his nose while he’s lying down on his side not being able to move at all. I take my dildo that I named thunder for good reason and start slapping his face back and forth with it. All my friends were laughing calling him sissy boy and some called him girly boy. He’s such a fucking sissy it makes me sick. I smack him harder against his cheeks till they are nice and red. It’s time to move to your naked ass. Let’s see how sissy Ralph deals with thunder shall we. Cum join in the fun, or maybe you have a walnut size dick and need to be on the ground with Ralph. Kitty Ann is waiting loser.

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January 19, 2012   No Comments

My boyfriend invited his co-worker over

My boyfriend has a very small penis and I know from our experiences together that size matters!

He clearly noticed that he could not make me cum through penetration so after work one day he came home super excited talking about how he has a surprise that I will like but might find awkward at first. He told me that he’d spoken to his close friend at work about not being able to please me sexually and that his friend was on his way over! I was taken back by the surprise but found myself very intrigued. Who was this man and what excited my boyfriend about him?

Well when the guy came over he walked over to my boyfriend and shook his hand,  called me over and proceeded to put my hands in his pants. At that moment, I’ve honestly never been more turned on. My pussy was wetter than it has ever been and all because not only was he simply tall, dark and handsome but his cock was fucking HUGE! It must have been at least 11 inches of long, hard, thick, rippling muscle and all I could think of was him bending me over and sliding that big,  juicy, throbbing cock inside me. My knees started to go weak from the excitement my body was under.

I couldn’t wait to see it but as I unzipped his pants to whip it out he took my hand and led me to the bed.

Call me know to find out what happened! With some amazing small penis loser phone sex.

Kelli Anne

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January 15, 2012   No Comments

Poolside

I don’t know why we have to bring your nephew with us to visit my friends. He’s in his twenty’s he can stay by himself I said to my worthless and dickless husband. “It’s just for the weekend it’s not going to kill you if he comes along.” “You don’t know that. I barely make it through the day with your nub of a cock what the hell am I supposed to do with a twenty some year old that I’m sure is as dickless as you are.” As usually he didn’t say another word. What a gutless excuse for a man. We got to the hotel and right away I saw my four girlfriends I’ve known since college. We’ve all explored each other’s bodies and couldn’t wait for this weekend. We all hugged and then Margo said “who’s that.”? I told them all at the same time so I wouldn’t have to say it over and over again. “I’m so sorry I had to bring him. This is my nephew Jonathon, My bitch husband made me bring him but don’t worry we’ll make fun of him at the pool and I’m sure it runs in the family so I doubt Jonathon has a cock either.” “In fact why don’t we all get out suits on and meet at the pool.” Everyone agreed and sure enough both my worthless husband and his dickless nephew as we all could see by the lack of anything bulging from their swim trunks. I went straight up to Jonathon put my hand right on his dick and said to my girls “I think he’s a girl. There’s nothing here but a vagina.” Jonathon started to sob. It was the best weekend ever with my little pecker husband. Call Gertrude today if you want your teeny tiny dick sucked.

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January 14, 2012   No Comments

Little Dick Mark, Goes To A Nude Beach

Keep the blindfold on until we get there I told Mark as I tightened the knot even harder so he couldn’t peek. I had a special surprise for my little dick friend. I pull the car up to the last parking spot and start giggling to myself thinking there are so many nudists here at this beach. I’m going to humiliate Mark the dickless wonder. My two girlfriends who rode in the back were dying to get Mark out and let everyone at the nudist beach see his pink dick. When I took off the blindfold I made sure my two black stallions were standing right next to him so it would like a vagina even more than it already did. Everyone started laughing so hard they had tears rolling down their cheeks. Someone yelled “that’s not a dick that’s a pink pussy.”  Another shouted “we need a magnifying glass to see where this losers little penis is.” Marks face just turned red from humiliation. He tried to hide his tiny wee-wee with his hand but I made him put his hands behind his back so that everyone that walked by could see his pink pussy. Every once in a while someone as they passed mark would try to touch it but they just got pissed off because when they tried to feel it there was nothing there but a lump. A limp lump.  So people just started calling him lumpy. I made Mark watch as my black stallion put his 11 inch rock hard cock in my sweet, sweet pussy. I moaned so fucking loud and told lumpy no dick Mark “this you pathetic loser is a real dick. Look at it” I took it out of my pussy and grabbed the base of his throbbing cock and made Mark hold it. He held the stiff cock with my pussy juice coming off the sides and dripping on the ground. “Now get on your loser girly knees and suck it.” Mark opened his mouth and my stallion shoved it so far down his throat he started gagging. Cum watch him choke on a real cock. Call Miss Ginger today..

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January 8, 2012   No Comments

Fresh Cream For A Phonesex Loser

You came to me last night on your hands and knees begging for a taste of my freshly fucked pussy. You knew it was the only thing I would allow you to do since you don’t have a cock I could use for my own pleasure. It is way too tiny for fucking. I laughed and teased you making that nub twitch. You loved the humiliation so much your oversized clit spit before you could bury your face in the steamy creampie. Ready for round two?

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Goddess Danica

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December 17, 2011   No Comments